I guess an enhanced geographical awareness isn’t part of Superman’s power set.
(from Superman: Earth One, vol.2)
Playing Superman like Dirty Harry is funny for all the wrong reasons.
I know you’re supposed to read Superman’s dialogue here as tough/badass, but this page gets 1000% better if you read it in Dr. Steve Brule’s voice.
Let’s get a confused-about-where-he-is-Superman meme going ASAP.
Everything wrong with J. Michael Straczynski’s idiotic bullying douchebag Superman in one page, with a bonus point for dialogue that JMS undoubtedly thought was menacing but sounds like the rambling of a confused old person, much like Earth One itself.
SUPERMAN IN: WHERE’S MY KEYS