evinist:

Bruce, isn’t this a little bit double standard?

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interestingbitsofnothing:

World’s Greatest Detective.

(Source: reyesrobbies)

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quietmomentsincomics:

its got to be hard taking batman’s i am the night routine seriously when you’ve cleaned out his shitty diapers as a baby

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copperbadge:

All male superheroes encapsulated in a single panel.
[From Guardians of the Galaxy #12, 2014.]

copperbadge:

All male superheroes encapsulated in a single panel.

[From Guardians of the Galaxy #12, 2014.]

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HEADMISTRESS STORM, I KNOW THIS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE AND SORT OF THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THROUGH TO SOME PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL.
BUT, UM, THE GROUND YOU ARE ZAPPING?
IS ALSO ME.
KRAKOA. I’M A STUDENT HERE? I AM ALSO THE GROUND HERE.
JESUS MAY HAVE BEEN SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY WHEN HE SAID ‘WHAT YOU DO TO THE LEAST OF THESE, YOU DO ALSO TO ME’ BUT WHAT YOU DO TO THE GROUND YOU ARE VERY LITERALLY DOING ALSO TO ME, BECAUSE I AM THE GROUND.
PLEASE STOP ELECTROCUTING ME EVERY TIME YOU NEED TO EMPHASIZE A POINT.
(I LOVE YOUR NEW UNIFORM, BY THE WAY.)

HEADMISTRESS STORM, I KNOW THIS IS VERY IMPRESSIVE AND SORT OF THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET THROUGH TO SOME PEOPLE AT THE SCHOOL.

BUT, UM, THE GROUND YOU ARE ZAPPING?

IS ALSO ME.

KRAKOA. I’M A STUDENT HERE? I AM ALSO THE GROUND HERE.

JESUS MAY HAVE BEEN SPEAKING METAPHORICALLY WHEN HE SAID ‘WHAT YOU DO TO THE LEAST OF THESE, YOU DO ALSO TO ME’ BUT WHAT YOU DO TO THE GROUND YOU ARE VERY LITERALLY DOING ALSO TO ME, BECAUSE I AM THE GROUND.

PLEASE STOP ELECTROCUTING ME EVERY TIME YOU NEED TO EMPHASIZE A POINT.

(I LOVE YOUR NEW UNIFORM, BY THE WAY.)

(Source: amazingxmen)

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